Home business, home education and health challenges: what makes us tic?

Garlic

This was our conversation at breakfast this morning:

Goldilocks: Daddy, I don’t understand why you don’t like garlic. I mean, it’s delicious, and it keeps away vampires! And you could always just clean your teeth afterwards.

Papa Bear: No, people can smell garlic on me after I’ve eaten it. I don’t like that.

Goldilocks: Yes, but you could clean your teeth.

Papa Bear: *Ahem*. The way my body metabolises garlic makes it seep out of my pores when I sweat.

Goldilocks: (wrinkles nose) Attractive.

Red Riding Hood: Just eat it on a cold day, then! Problem solved.

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