This was our conversation at breakfast this morning:
Goldilocks: Daddy, I don’t understand why you don’t like garlic. I mean, it’s delicious, and it keeps away vampires! And you could always just clean your teeth afterwards.
Papa Bear: No, people can smell garlic on me after I’ve eaten it. I don’t like that.
Goldilocks: Yes, but you could clean your teeth.
Papa Bear: *Ahem*. The way my body metabolises garlic makes it seep out of my pores when I sweat.
Goldilocks: (wrinkles nose) Attractive.
Red Riding Hood: Just eat it on a cold day, then! Problem solved.